Defrocked Priests now hired by TSA

There are unconfirmed reports that the TSA has started hiring defrocked priests to help out with the full body scans due to expected high demand for this at the airports during the upcoming holiday season.

That makes sense, doesn’t it. How would you not trust a priest in this situation. Besides of doing the scan, he can also take your confession and give you the blessing for the upcoming trip.

A formal announcement is scheduled for later today.

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