Why Donald Trump wants his tax return to be secret

Now that the SOCUS has ruled the Donald Trumps tax return cannot be completely hidden to to at least some prosecutor. review, let us remind outselves why Donald Trump is so keen to keep it out of the public view:

11: He does not want his return audited (note: this is confirmed by his ex-lawyer)
10: He does not want his wife or ex-wives to know how much he really earns
9: He does not want to reveal how much alimony he pays – and to whom
8: It would reveal how much money he owes to Russia and Saudi-Arabia
7: It would show how much he donated to the charitable foundation of David Duke
6: The Trump Tower project in Moscow is still alive
5: Declared his children as needy retarded dependents
4: Details about a deal to build a golf course in the West Bank
3: His businesses employ a Mafia style money laundering scheme
2: He receives disability benefits due to his inability to even have intercourse
1: He actually is bankrupt

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