Top Ten Reasons Donald Trump does not want to release his tax returns

As you well know Donald Trump is not releasing his tax returns – in fact does everything in his power to block the release.

That, of course raises the question what he has to hide.

Since we don’t know any details, we can only speculate. And so we came up with our own list of reasons.

10: He does not want his return audited (note: this is confirmed by his ex-lawyer)
9: He does not want his wife to know how much he really earns
8: He does not want to reveal how much alimony he pays – and to how many
7: It would reveal how much money he owes to Russia and Saudi-Arabia
6: It would show how much he donated to the charitable foundation of David Duke
5: The Trump Tower project in Moscow is still alive
4: Declared his children as needy retarded dependents
3: Details about a deal to build a golf course in the West Bank
2: His businesses employ a Mafia style money laundering scheme
1: He declares himself bankrupt

Again, this is just speculation, and we have not received any comments from the White House.

Needless to say, all of that can be clarified either way by releasing the tax returns.

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