Too sad that one of the new hired priest wasn’t available at this incident – I hear that the priest are very good with young boys.
Good job, TSA, however, discovering the urostomy bag (never heard that word before). After all, it could have contained fluid explosives, so you better break the seal and do a chemical analysis, that it is true generic urine in there. Bad thing, that the incident was made public (thanks Fox News – but you’re not the only one), so the terrorists have now another possible idea how to break the system. But no worry, folks. You see, the TSA is proactive in deterring potential terror threats.